Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
I know this has nothing to do with music, however I would just like to share with all of you lovelies how great my mother is. I have been waiting through the weekend to see an ophthalmologist on Monday, and so my eye has been causing me all sorts of pain and discomfort. My mother, not knowing what she can do for my distress, did the only logical thing. She left the room and came back with 2 glasses and a bottle of vodka and told me to start pouring. My eye feels MUCH better.